WARNING!

PLEASE BE REMINDED THAT THIS POST
IS PURELY BASED ON THE WRITER'S EXPERIENCE
AND IS TOTALLY A "PERSONAL RECOUNT".
DO NOT ASSUME IT IS A NECESSITY TO COUNT
ALL THE WORDS IN THIS POST AND DEBATE
IF IT IS A "INTEGER".
OF COURSE, THESE POST WILL HAVE ALL WHOLE "WORDS"
AND SHOULD YOU FALL ASLEEP WHILE READING THIS POST,
PLAY WITH YOUR KNEADED ERASER LIKE I DID DURING ENGLISH.
MY ADVICE TO YOU IS NOT TO TRACK DOWN THE WRITER'S
WHEREABOUTS USING LATITUDE & LONGITUDE LINES,
AS IT IS DEEPLY REGRETTED SHOULD YOU WASTE 10 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE.
IF YOU PRINT THIS POST AND THINK IT IS CRAP,
DO NOT BURN IT OVER A BUNSEN BURNER BUT , JUST TOSS IT IN THE BIN .
YOU CAN TRY TO MAKE THIS POST RHYME, BUT I THINK IT IS IMPOSSIBLE.
LITERATURE IS FULL OF OLD ENGLISH , & CRAP DOES'NT QUALIFY .

SIMONE DEEPLY REGRETS SHOULD YOU THINK THIS POST IS RUBBISH.
NEVERTHELESS, SHE THINKS NOTHING ABOUT IT, & WISHES YOU A
HAPPY CNY (:

this is just a joke, dont let it offend you. :D:D:D